Steel Panther - If You Really Really Love Me

If I have sex with your friend Melanie

Don't act like it's some kind of felony

It's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity

It happens to a lot of guys like Tiger Woods and me

Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse

And you get to ride the pony of course

'Cause I'm really really really really really really

Really really fond of you too